Just for fun

It was on 27th when the infamous toothache caused by sensitivity to cold or hot food stuffs caught me with surprise that i thought i should put an end to it for once and for all. A friend of mine gave me a helping hand by suggesting i should go yo the referral hospital for refilling. According to the directions  he gave me, i was supposed to go upstairs second floor,take a left turn and go straight and i was supposed to come to a sign board "the dental care unit".

I was proceeding well with my tracks according to the directions i was given when as if from nowhere two beautiful ladies appeared and i was busy observing them and i was about to comment   about their traits when suddenly  one of them asked the other for directions to the dental unit."aah!, i will take you there" replied the other .quickly, i thought i could parasitise on them so that apart from following them to my destination, i was also looking around  the place just in case i was to come by another time. I was in the act of looking around when i saw dental care unit.my memory flashed so fast that without taking another look, i realized that i was at the dentist's door.

I was about to alert my hosts about their map failure but then i decided not to after all it was none of my business and who cares any way?. As i got into the office, i got a strange feeling and i was about to retreat but i beat my chest. after all i am a man-a warrior for this matter. I quickly inspected the area and wondered why there was no dentists chair, but well chairs instead. people acted a bit more crazy than insane, i thought.then at another end, several men where struggling tooth to nail to fix a youthful man on a chair while he was struggling to get on his feet at one point, they slapped him on the cheeks and he returned with fierce kicks. they finally managed to make him sit  and they even tied him fast to his seat.

"What a brutality!", i wondered. I thought i should get the hell out of  the place so that maybe i could inquire from the customer service desk i had earlier spotted. I was very terrified and i was retreating trembling  badly that someone noticed me and he shouted " Ndio hiyo ingine kamata !". I was terrified and stood rooted. for one time, i realized things where not right at all .I retreated quickly and when i was  out, i took a glimpse back and something  on the note on the door attracted my attention. It was inscribed in capital letters (THE MENTAL CARE UNIT)!. I was scared i immediately realized that by my trembling, they thought that i was another mentally challenged victim trying to escape medication!. I hastened my steps so as to escape my pursuers .

when i was at a safe distance, i breathed heavily, the thought of seeing a dentist had even escaped my mind. my teeth even felt much better. I took another direction and headed for Eldoret town. all i needed  was a chilling cold drink to take away the alarming body temperature and fear that gripped me tightly," how could i have explained myself that i am not crazy?" kisang had told me most crazy fellows are PHD (permanent head damage) holders!. i fkn hate this day.